(A Christmas Song) 

There’ll be no fuzzy footies for you
Underneath the tree
'Cause back in 1973
You got at least 1000 pair
No fuzzy footies this year
No fuzzy footies for you 

You can have the whole UP for your very own
Put a gate on Mackinac – A castle on Keewanaw
But there’ll be no fuzzy footies for you
Underneath the tree
'Cause back in 1973
You got at least 1000 pair
No fuzzy footies this year
No fuzzy footies for you

You can have your youth back and 37 cent gas
Some bobby Socks and broken clocks Momma just ask
But there’ll be no fuzzy footies for you
Underneath the tree
'Cause back in 1973
You got at least 1000 pair
No fuzzy footies this year
No fuzzy footies for you

You can have a mansion too built up on the moon
Every morning Elvis will, write a song for you
But There’ll be no fuzzy footies for you
Underneath the tree
'Cause back in 1973
You got at least 1000 pair
No fuzzy footies this year
No fuzzy footies for you
And I aint lying, No fuzzy footies for you
No fuzzy footies for you!
I hope your feet don't get cold!